Kate's Makeup girl is AMAZING!

First off let me just say that I love that when Kate cries, she really cries. She goes all out. Dramatic pauses, deep mournful sighs, looks off as if remembering all the happy days of money and free tummy tucks. But what always stays the same is her eye make up. It NEVER runs or smudges or even moves. It's as if someone smacked it on there and used acrylic spray on her face so it never comes off. She cried through her entire special on Monday night and used like 10 tissues and they all came away clean! Its magic I tell you! When I become famous I want that person doing my make up.

Meanwhile Jon paid a visit to the West Side Jewish center in NYC to attempt to clear his name. I have said it once and I shall say it again: Jon, GET OUT OF MY NAIGBORHOOD! You’re not even Jewish. I swear if I ever run into you on the street I am going to kick you in the shin.


Disclaimer: Just so everyone knows I am totally more hardcore then shin kicking but you really can't threaten people over the internet with anything worse then a shin kick and besides have you ever been kicked in the shin? It flippin' hurts. Watch out Jon!

That's all Folks!

The train wreck that was Jon and Kate Plus 8 is ending. Yup, it's over. Now does that mean we will finally be relieved of the pictures and stories and rumors? No, we are not that lucky. And of course the divorce isn’t finalized. And Kate is getting a special, which will turn into a talk show. And of course 10 years from now the 8 will be the entire cast for season 14 of Celebrity rehab. Boy is Dr. Drew gonna have his hands full. I'm betting $20 that Maddy becomes a meth head.

And Jon smacks back!

Ok, I am in love with these people again. As if this all wasn't bad enough that Jon and Kate bickered all the time, had 8 kids, made a bunch of money off those kids, had tummy tucks and hair replacement, bickered some more, moved, bought puppies, got rid of puppies, divorced, dated a 22 year old and moved in to my neighborhood (P.S. Jon I swear if I ever see you at Farway I am going to kick you so hard!) The level 10 hot mess that is J&K Plus 8 has just hit 11. After being booted from the TLC show that got him his hair, his mansion and his new Girlfriend, Jon had retaliated and kicked the TLC film crew out of his house. We all wondered why Jon halted his divorce proceedings early this week and apperently this is it. Jon is insisting that for the sake of his children (Because now their wellfare is a concern) he can no longer allow them to be filmed. His laywer has submitted two letters to TLC insisting filming for the show cease at once. He has also posted signs on his lawn in case they did'nt get the message.

 So basically Jon has realized we all hate him and that Kate will get everything and no one will watch a show about him running around NYC being a dead beat dad and this is how he is handeling it. I never know which of these parents to hate. Jon is obveously a giant moron and jackoff and I think Kate might be cousins with the devil. I was going to side with the dogs because they were so cute. Remember when Nala ate the toy horse? How cute was that!?! But I think I am going to have to go back to my orginal stants and side with Aaden(Thats the one with the glasses). He really never cared about what the hell was going on. He had his bucket and his glasses and that was all he needed. He's a chill dude so I'm siding with him. Which ever parent he chooses is the one I'll support. 'Till then I remain a gossiping, judgmental bystander.

Jon's Out

...Pretty much. Jon has been dropped from the title, from now on it's just "Kate Plus 8". Which basically means now you get a full hour of Kates pity party and 8 children walking around going, " I wish Daddy was here." I think they should call it, "Kate kicks a dead, rotting horse with steel toed clogs and then gives it back to the breeder because she's a lazy biotch." Even then I still wouldn't watch it.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse then Hasselbeck...

Kate Gosselin will be a guest host on the view next month. God help me, I hope I'm employed by then...

Doing Douche in style

I love this guy. I mean I really love him. Who does this? Who wears this? Why does this continue to go on and on and on? Whats the point Jon? TLC is going to blur all your stupid shirts out from now on anyway. Did you not get that memo? Did you buy that shirt online while your wife stood outside your mansion gate screaming like a wild cat? Is this because she left you for her bodyguard? Is this because your doing a 12 year old? I just want to understand, why? Are we suppose to see this shirt and say, " Oh, well this totally means he's a victim. We should be on his side." I swear these poor kids are sitting around talking to each other saying, "Daddies shirts are stupid. Mommy's hair is stupid. WTF?" You know who I feel the most sorry for, the dogs. All the fake crying and bad fashion choices, dogs react to that stuff you know? They do. I watch the dog whisperer, I know this stuff. For the love of Christmas TLC, cancel this show already. Its a speeding train heading into a burning petting zoo on school visiting day.

Shut. Up.

Feeding Frenzy

I am torn between watching Shark Weeks "Air Jaws" or the new Jon and Kate plus 8 tonight. Mmm, Sharks tearing people apart or an hour of the Kate Gosselin pity party?

(insert vomit here)

So I know we promised we were all over this and that is because we really, truly believed it could not get any worse. But in our world, nothing is ever as it seems. Jon Gosselin stepped out this weekend with his new play toy and boy is she a winner and a half. Stop over by Huffington Post and check out the direct link to her facebook profile. Oh and an added cherry on the top, she's got a record. Super score Jon, this chicks a totally upgrade from Kate.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/13/hailey-glassman-jon-gosse_n_231080.html

I don't watch shows about power hungry bitches who spank their kids, sorry.

Yes I was a fan
Yes I hoped they could make it work
I'm over it.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=7861779&page=1

Well this is just Disgusting

Ok for real though, this is just out of control now...

TLC Has No Problem Milking Jon, Kate and Their 8

By Josh Grossberg Wed May 27, 3:51 PM PDT

Jon & Kate Plus 8 plus a record 9.8 million equals no regrets.

That's the word from the suits at TLC, who have apparently no problem milking Jon and Kate Gosselin's alleged marital misadventures for all they're worth.

"The show's ratings have grown consistently, as there has been interest in these real-life issues of this real-life family," TLC said in a statement. "We will continue to air as the interest continues, and the family wants to do it."

In the wake of the monster season premiere Monday—the most-watched program of any channel on Memorial Day and the best ratings ever for TLC—and perhaps knowing that this could be the season, the network also confirmed that there would be a whopping 40 episodes, double the previous season order.

Because since the kids lives are petty much ruined anyway, we might at least make money off of the downfall.

Points of Interest May 10th-15th

The top entertainment stories that I think you should know about.

1) IZZY IS DEAD!!! In a completely un-surprising turn of events Izzy Stevens of Greys kicked the bucket. What can we all learn from this? Do not piss off the Powers that Be at Greys Anatomy or they WILL KILL YOU!

2) Kate Gosselin is the devil. You all were right and I was wrong. There, I said it. Lets move on.

3) Kim Kardashians step father, Bruce Jenner revealed his new face to the world... and no one cared.

4) That guy from Survivor got out of prison...and no one cared.

5) Chris Pine is offically out of the running for the Green Lanturn and I'm pissed off.

6) Holly Madison (ex of Hugh Heffner) is dating Russell Brand, I'm going to call them HollyBrand.

7) Its rumored that Natalie Portman and Sean Penn are an item. I demand a male term for cougar!

8) Pink and Carey Heart are back together, looks like that "theraputic album" was a huge waste of time.

9) I saw Mickey Rouke on the street and I lived to tell the tale.

10) Emimen insulted Mariah Carey in his new single which would have been huge news 10 years ago.

All in all its been a pretty boring week to be honest.

Mollies Points of interest

Its been a full day of movie and entertainment news. Here's a run down of everything I think you need to know...

1) Marvel announced that not only will Hugh Jackman star in a Wolverine sequel but Dead Pool (played by Ryan Reynolds) will get his own movie as well. Any movie that features Reynolds shirtless is worth $12 in my book.

2) Star Trek opens TOMORROW, not Friday. And has also been green lit for two more sequels. Early reviews are positive.

3) Bradley Cooper, (Wedding crashers) might be dueling Chris Pine out for the role of Hal Jordan A.K.A The Green Lantern. Sorry Brad but Chris has my vote. Though I can say I cant wait to see Brad in this summers, "The Hangover" The trailer looks hilarious!

4) Jon Gosslin in an exclusive statement to People.com swears he didn't cheat on Kate but admits showing poor judgment in terms of his social activities. I'm playing the sucker and believing him.

5) Kirsty Alley complained about her sex life and publicly asked Jamie Foxx for a quicky...Yes I just threw up a little also.

6) Kiefer Sutherland will be charged with assault for headbutting a fashion designer because Kiefer is hardcore like that.

7) I have no idea whats happening on American Idol because I have a life.

8) Hayden Panettiere joined Bristol Palin in raising awareness of teen pregnancy, yesterday she was photographed hand in hand with her married 42 year old co-star, you know, the one that plays here father. Yeah, we should listen to her.

My Thoughts on Jon and Kate

As everyone knows, or is about to find out, I am a huge Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan. So of course people have been asking me what I think of the whole Jon cheating scandal hoopla (is that how you spell that word?) So here are my thoughts and after this I will never speak about it again. Unless Jon does something else...

Mollies thoughts on Jon and Kate plus a whole bag of Drama:

1) Jon is young. People forget that Jon is only like 33 years old. Which means he has been a father and an adult pretty much since 26( forgive my math skills) so it is completely acceptable if he chooses to cut loose every once and a while. Cut him some slack.

2) Being a reality TV star sucks. Everyone knows who you are and that gets old really fast. And everyone has an opinion on your life AND how you raise your kids. Jon addressed this in the season Finale and said he was unhappy and uncomfortable with all the publicity. It seems to me that he wants to quit and Kate wants to keep going.

3) Just because a guy is married does not mean he can't have female friends or a life. Jon has said on several different episodes that he is a extrovert while Kate has said she is an introvert. Here is the definition of an extrovert personality by about.com

"Definition: Most people believe that an extrovert is a person who is friendly and outgoing. While that may be true, that is not the true meaning of extroversion. Basically, an extrovert is a person who is energized by being around other people. This is the opposite of an introvert who is energized by being alone."

So he likes being around people. He likes to party. Whatever, he's a 30-something year old dude. Its annoying that people chide him for acting as one.

So here is what I think, anyone who wants to judge two people raising 8 kids under the age of 10 unless your Angelina or Octo-mom needs to stuff it. None of us can imagine the pressure of the situation so really. Lets all lay off and leave them alone. We all know Jon has likely already had his ass handed to him by Kate so lets all just cut him some slack. As for the show, although I would hate to see the show end, if Jon is unhappy then I think its only right that the show should end. Yup, that's all I have to say about that.

P.S. I have just come across this new blog that has an article about the women Jon was with. If you really need more info. Take a look. http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/category/jon-gosselin/