Kate's Makeup girl is AMAZING!

First off let me just say that I love that when Kate cries, she really cries. She goes all out. Dramatic pauses, deep mournful sighs, looks off as if remembering all the happy days of money and free tummy tucks. But what always stays the same is her eye make up. It NEVER runs or smudges or even moves. It's as if someone smacked it on there and used acrylic spray on her face so it never comes off. She cried through her entire special on Monday night and used like 10 tissues and they all came away clean! Its magic I tell you! When I become famous I want that person doing my make up.

Meanwhile Jon paid a visit to the West Side Jewish center in NYC to attempt to clear his name. I have said it once and I shall say it again: Jon, GET OUT OF MY NAIGBORHOOD! You’re not even Jewish. I swear if I ever run into you on the street I am going to kick you in the shin.


Disclaimer: Just so everyone knows I am totally more hardcore then shin kicking but you really can't threaten people over the internet with anything worse then a shin kick and besides have you ever been kicked in the shin? It flippin' hurts. Watch out Jon!

That's all Folks!

The train wreck that was Jon and Kate Plus 8 is ending. Yup, it's over. Now does that mean we will finally be relieved of the pictures and stories and rumors? No, we are not that lucky. And of course the divorce isn’t finalized. And Kate is getting a special, which will turn into a talk show. And of course 10 years from now the 8 will be the entire cast for season 14 of Celebrity rehab. Boy is Dr. Drew gonna have his hands full. I'm betting $20 that Maddy becomes a meth head.

And Jon smacks back!

Ok, I am in love with these people again. As if this all wasn't bad enough that Jon and Kate bickered all the time, had 8 kids, made a bunch of money off those kids, had tummy tucks and hair replacement, bickered some more, moved, bought puppies, got rid of puppies, divorced, dated a 22 year old and moved in to my neighborhood (P.S. Jon I swear if I ever see you at Farway I am going to kick you so hard!) The level 10 hot mess that is J&K Plus 8 has just hit 11. After being booted from the TLC show that got him his hair, his mansion and his new Girlfriend, Jon had retaliated and kicked the TLC film crew out of his house. We all wondered why Jon halted his divorce proceedings early this week and apperently this is it. Jon is insisting that for the sake of his children (Because now their wellfare is a concern) he can no longer allow them to be filmed. His laywer has submitted two letters to TLC insisting filming for the show cease at once. He has also posted signs on his lawn in case they did'nt get the message.

 So basically Jon has realized we all hate him and that Kate will get everything and no one will watch a show about him running around NYC being a dead beat dad and this is how he is handeling it. I never know which of these parents to hate. Jon is obveously a giant moron and jackoff and I think Kate might be cousins with the devil. I was going to side with the dogs because they were so cute. Remember when Nala ate the toy horse? How cute was that!?! But I think I am going to have to go back to my orginal stants and side with Aaden(Thats the one with the glasses). He really never cared about what the hell was going on. He had his bucket and his glasses and that was all he needed. He's a chill dude so I'm siding with him. Which ever parent he chooses is the one I'll support. 'Till then I remain a gossiping, judgmental bystander.

Jon's Out

...Pretty much. Jon has been dropped from the title, from now on it's just "Kate Plus 8". Which basically means now you get a full hour of Kates pity party and 8 children walking around going, " I wish Daddy was here." I think they should call it, "Kate kicks a dead, rotting horse with steel toed clogs and then gives it back to the breeder because she's a lazy biotch." Even then I still wouldn't watch it.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse then Hasselbeck...

Kate Gosselin will be a guest host on the view next month. God help me, I hope I'm employed by then...

Feeding Frenzy

I am torn between watching Shark Weeks "Air Jaws" or the new Jon and Kate plus 8 tonight. Mmm, Sharks tearing people apart or an hour of the Kate Gosselin pity party?