Kate's Makeup girl is AMAZING!

First off let me just say that I love that when Kate cries, she really cries. She goes all out. Dramatic pauses, deep mournful sighs, looks off as if remembering all the happy days of money and free tummy tucks. But what always stays the same is her eye make up. It NEVER runs or smudges or even moves. It's as if someone smacked it on there and used acrylic spray on her face so it never comes off. She cried through her entire special on Monday night and used like 10 tissues and they all came away clean! Its magic I tell you! When I become famous I want that person doing my make up.

Meanwhile Jon paid a visit to the West Side Jewish center in NYC to attempt to clear his name. I have said it once and I shall say it again: Jon, GET OUT OF MY NAIGBORHOOD! You’re not even Jewish. I swear if I ever run into you on the street I am going to kick you in the shin.


Disclaimer: Just so everyone knows I am totally more hardcore then shin kicking but you really can't threaten people over the internet with anything worse then a shin kick and besides have you ever been kicked in the shin? It flippin' hurts. Watch out Jon!

Hold up!

Was I the only person who did'nt know Mel Gibson has like 8 millon kids? Ok, 8 kids. I added the billion for dramatic affect but still thats alot of kids. Gibson and his girlfriend welcomed a baby girl last week. I'm still on the fence about Mel Gibson but yay for babies....Whatever.

The Cup Cakes are back!

After a months vacation we are back and boy, do we have a winner this week. Why does this guy get the cupcake? Because he is amazing and anything he does or says turns to gold. The weeks cupcake goes to the star of this YouTube video that is one of the best things I have seen all year. Maybe I'm just easily entertained but you should watch it anyway.
Poker Face

I heart dork love

I honestly adore this couple! She is so cute and he is so funny and they are going to make cute funny (looking) babies. Congradulations to Fred Armisen and Elisabeth Moss who got married last weekend.

That's all Folks!

The train wreck that was Jon and Kate Plus 8 is ending. Yup, it's over. Now does that mean we will finally be relieved of the pictures and stories and rumors? No, we are not that lucky. And of course the divorce isn’t finalized. And Kate is getting a special, which will turn into a talk show. And of course 10 years from now the 8 will be the entire cast for season 14 of Celebrity rehab. Boy is Dr. Drew gonna have his hands full. I'm betting $20 that Maddy becomes a meth head.

Chris Pine is number 22 and I'm mad!

 Chris Pine was is number 22 in Us weeklys "30 sexiest under 30" and all I have to say is that I am shocked and saddend by America's lack of taste in men. Robert Pattison does not shower. He is "unaware of my own personal hygene"!..!!!! Now if your name is Matthew and you are ripped as hell and want to play naked bongos at 3am, you can totally smell like a foot. But you are not Matthew, your Rob, the dude who played a pansy vampire in that horrible movie based on that stupid book and you are lucky anyone finds you attractive. All I am saying is Chris Pine should have been higher on this list.

Happy Birthday to Me!!! I am giving myself a Cupcake.

This weeks Cupcake is mine because I was born and I'm AWESOME.