Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Yes, in the future Music video Monday will be on a Monday. But today it's on a Wednesday because it's my blog and I can do that. Each week I will pick a music video and either praise it or bash it horribly. And my dear Drake, today is your day. Drake, who use to be Jimmy on Degrassi and who's real name is Aubrey has this new music video that just baffles me. I'll admit that although I don't like the song it does get stuck in my head the minuet I hear it but I refuse to like this music video. Why? Because I plain just don't understand it. He loves this girl. The girl belongs to a war lord or something. They bone anyway. The war lord finds out. Drake goes, "But I just have to see her one last time." War Lord finds out. Drake gets captured. War lord has girl who slept with Drake pop him in the back of the head. Find Your Love scrolls across screen. I am lost. Was she really in love with Drake or just doing dirty work for the war lord? Is Drake really dead? Was it worth it? So many questions for a song I don't even like. Whatever, watch it and tell me what you think...
Thursday, July 22, 2010
announced today at Comic Con that he will be directing a new Hunted Mansion film that won't star Eddie Murphy or the head of someone. Joy.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
I blogged about this movie about a year ago. It was filmed in my neighborhood for 3 weeks and ruined my life. Because of Jason Bateman's tailer being parked on my street, I now have to walk my dog an extra block. But what really bothered me about this movie was the title: The Baster. As in a turkey baster. As in, this chick decided she is done attempting to find a man and decided to do it herself and has a baby with the help of a turkey baster!!!!! You smell that? That's the stench of Hollywood garbage. But anyway, the powers that be were at least smart enough to change the title so when you hear it you don't promptly vomit. It's been re-titled "The Switch" since the idea is Anistons best friend Bateman switches out the donor sperm for his own (No really, I couldn't make this up.) The result is a little f'd up bundle of joy and a horrible romantic comedy about best friends who realized 10 years after the fact that they are totally in love with each other and have a kid. I have provided a trailer for you in case you doubt my theory about this being horrible beyond description but I think it's gonna be like that chick you slept with in college, if you drink enough it might start to look good. I for one don't think it's worth the hangover. What do you think?
Thursday, July 8, 2010
When Wedding Crashers came out one of the promotional things you could do was insert your face onto two main characters in the trailer. It was hilarious! Well, now you can do that on any one of a number of different things over at JibJab.com. Romeo and Juliet or Soul Train. You can even do Irish Step Dance if you feel like it. But by far the most popular at present is Mad Men. You can insert yourself as one of four characters using a picture from your Facebook or computer. I think these things only work if you upload a horrible photo. Here is mine but do yourself a favor and check the site out, this is hours of mindless fun.
Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Wishing everyone a safe and happy holiday weekend. Remember what we are celebrating and why we love this place we live in. Also watch this funny video...