Saturday, March 27, 2010

Hey aren't you the dad from Twilight?

NO! He's not. He is the Mike from the 1998 classic Can't Hardly Wait and I swear that if I hear one more tween hipster ask this question someone will die. I am beyond happy that Peter Facinelli's star is rising. He has been around since 1995 and appeared in dozens of movies/ shows. My heart just breaks a little when a very talented person gets recognized for a absolutely horrible movie. It hurts my heart. He is amazing in Show Times Nurse Jackie. Why can't he get props for that? That is talent. I love Vampires, I really do but it seems that anyone rockin' fangs gets attention and it's sad. Robert Pattinson doesn't shower. He SMELLS. Yeah I said it. You wanna fight me? Bring it! And here is a clip from Can't Hardly Wait:

Did we think this was normal?

Because usually people's skin lightens over time...

Monday, March 22, 2010

Life on the Discovery Channel

I caught a part Life on the Discovery Channel last night. I LOVE these multi-part presentations but when I first heard about life I was confused. Didn't Planet Earth just come out last year? I mean, personally I'll watch hours upon hours of this stuff. I eat it up like candy but not everyone else is a freak like me. To the average viewer this is probably going to come across as the same content in a different package, right? Last night, which is the only night I have seen so far, was not the best night to start watching Life. It a nut shell I watched an hour of bizarre reptilian courting and mating habits. More then once I felt as if I was watching a lizard version of Law and Order SVU because apparently in the reptile Kingdom it's a beat the girl up and take what you want, type of thing. It left me a little scarred to say the least. The production value and amazing action shots are enough for me to give Life a second chance. I also love the production extras they add at the end of eat episode. Two camera men talked about following a Komodo dragon  for seven days as it poisoned, stalked and ultimately took down a buffalo. Life is an eleven part series airing on the Discovery Channel Sundays at 8. For more check out

Wait, WHAT!?!

I check a couple of times a day. They tend to be a step behind everyone else but I still like to check every once and a while because I tend to be 3 steps behind. So today I check the top stories and it's the same as yesterday except for one giant exception. Well, she use to be giant but then she started "working out".  I didn't even realize Star Jones was still famous.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Jessica Simpson and the Price of Beauty

So, I have been seeing ads for this new VH1 show. VH1 has sort of become the home of the cheesy reality TV show but this new show looks like it might be really good. It's called The Price of Beauty and it's basically Jessica Simpson and friends traveling around the world and learning how different cultures define beauty. Of course this is in response to the body criticism Jessica Simpson has been getting but I think it might be one of the best responses ever. You think I'm fat and ugly? Well maybe in Africa I'm equal to a Super model. I like the idea of this show and I hope it's as good as it lets on. I have never really cared much to Jessica Simpson but she has gained point in my book for this mature move in during with body image crap. Check out the trailer and the show premiers tonight at 10! 

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Best dress and best quote

I love Gabourey Sidibe! I love her acting, I love her face and I love, love, LOVE her confidence. She's big and beautiful and I simply just adore her. I just heard this quote from her from the red carpet and it just makes me love her more. "If fashion was porn, this dress would be the money shot" Well said Gabs, Well said!!!

If your eyes could scream rape...

You know how Avatar was like a feast for your eyes? It was colorful and amazing and just all around visually pleasing. Simple put; it's porn for the eye ball. Lady Gaga's music video for her new (and already disgustingly overplayed) single Telephone is the complete opposite of that. It's sexual assault for the eye ball. It's raw and dirty and dark and leaves your eyes feeling dirty and used. After viewing this video your eyes will need counseling and possibly STD tests. The only good thing to come out of it is that after seeing it, there is no doubt that Gaga is a chick. But my eyes ask, was that knowledge worth the price?  Oh and Beyonce shows up also.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Can I post from my iTouch?

I'm not sure yet but if this works let me know!

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Milkaholic Lindsay

I think it's hilarious that Lindsay is suing E-trade for depicting her in baby form for a commercial. Apparently since her name is Lindsay and the babies name is Lindsay and a "Milkaholic" it must be about her. I love this commercial. I've seen it a bunch of times and I didn't even know the babies name was Lindsay until Lindsay Lohan decided to sue E-Trade for MILLIONS of dollars. She also got fired from that fashion thing she was doing which I can't get into because I have no idea what it is and don't really care enough to google it. Here is the E-trade commercial. It's really cute.

80's Actor Corey Haim dies at 38

Corey Haim is dead. That is not a way to wake up late on a Wednesday, let me tell you. But it's a sad reality this morning when Corey Haim died outside L.A. early this morning. Though details are sketchy right now, what is clear is Haim had a long and public battle with addiction that killed his career.
  Haim became famous from roles like, Lucas and The Lost Boys and many predicted great things for the young star but in recent years had become somewhat of a joke in Hollywood along with his super frenemy Corey Feldmen. The two who met on the set of Lost Boys and had a rocky friendship through the years even starring in a reality TV show The Two Coreys in 2008.

  We have all made jokes about the Coreys and about washed up teen actors turned druggie has been. We find humor in it so we don't have to deal with how tragic it is when talented people get sucked into a hole that robs them of their abilities and sadly sometimes their lives. Out thoughts and prayers should go out to Haims family and hope that his death somehow inspires others to seek help in fighting their addiction. If you are someone you love is fighting addiction do not wait 'till it's too late.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Is it just me?

Is it just me or is Mo ‘Nique’s head just a little bit over inflated? I get that she was amazing in Precious and I understand that she has worked so hard for this but all her overly gracious speeches every time she wins an award are starting to make me gag. Want really did it for me was her post win interview which I unfortunately can’t find a video clip of. It was so over the top. All this stuff about how she is not an actress and how she is the first black women since the 1940’s to win for best supporting actress (by the way, your not. Whoopie won for Ghost in the 90’s). It’s just a little to much for me. I have a hard time being all supportive and happy for her when I am sitting here dreading the moment she shows her hairy legs again. Mo ‘Nique needs a self check and some nare.

Some of the Oscar desses we love

Just a few of the great looks that graced the red carpet this year. Did any catch your eye?

The Best (and Worst) of Both Worlds

Sandra Bullock has done the impossible. Her Oscar win for Best Actress last night comes just after her win for Worst Actress at the 2010 Razzies. That’s right, Sandra Bullock is both the Best and the Worst Actress of 2010! That takes a great deal of talent to pull off a double whammy like that, and better yet, She attended BOTH awards. Very few celebs show up in person to collect their Razzie but Bullock did and even posed for a victory shot. Her Oscar win however was much more emotional even gaining tears from her husband, Jessie James.

It’s been a while but we are awarding Sandra Bullock the cupcake of the week for being the best of the worst and the best of the best all in the same year. Congratulations, have a cupcake!

Saturday, March 6, 2010

And the Winner is....

Christina!!! Thanks to the random number generator you are the winner of a AMC movie gift card and a small bag of goodies. Thanks to everyone who left comments. You made our first attempt at a Blog contest a mini success and that is awesome. Christina, find a way to contact me so I can mail you, your gift card.