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Friday, July 31, 2009

Ugly people should not throw stones


So apparently Seth Rogen had major beef with the writers of Entourage over last weeks episode. For those of you who don't watch the entire episode consists Turtle, played by Jerry Ferrare (you know, the ugly one) disputing the primes of Knocked up. Because a hot chick would never date an ugly dude. Rogen didnt get the joke and when asked about it on the Stern show had this to say:

“Yeah, those ['Entourage'] guys are a--holes. I actually ran into Matt… Kevin Dillon in a Starbucks. And he’s like ‘you know, I’ve got to kind of apologize because apparently the guy who created our show doesn’t like you so much.’ And I said ‘well I have reason to believe because I think [showrunner] Doug Ellin is a moron from all I can understand so it makes sense he doesn’t like me.’ And I’ve kind of said some disparaging things about the show. Although in our defense, [producer] Mark Wahlberg called us misogynistic in an interview, so I think they kind of started that… it’s on. Luckily I never have and never plan on watching 'Entourage.'”

Thoughts: 1: Seth Rogen is not ugly so right off the bat thats just annoying
2. Hot chicks date ugly guys all the time and bot Jerry and Turtle are prime exsamples of that since they are both banging Medow Saprano.
3. Seth Rogans girl friend is hotter so Turtle should shush.

I'm siding with Rogen on this though honestly we are talking about TV shows and movies so its all kind of rediculous.

Do Not Go In the Water!


It's the most wonderful time of the year!!! Discovery Channels Shark Week kicks off this Sunday at 9 pm. I wait for this week all year and will be twittering about it all week. If you will be following Shark Week as well please feel free to post comments and thoughts here or on Twitter and Ill be sure to post them up. For a full schedule of shows click here.

Ever notice how Tanning beds look kinda like Coffins?


I really cannot understand how the world has not figured this out sooner. The World Health Organization has come out and stated the obvious: Tanning, not matter where and how will GIVE YOU CANCER!!! Really people? Really? Did you not know this? When you cause your skin to BURN on the outer most layer you are cause DAMAGE to yourself. I cannot believe no one figured this out sooner. Its the most obvious thing in the world.

Here are a few facts on Skin cancer. Provided by http://www.skincancer.org:
-Skin cancer is the most common form of cancer in the United States. More than one million skin cancers are diagnosed annually.
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One in five Americans will develop skin cancer in the course of a lifetime.
-About 90 percent of non-melanoma skin cancers are associated with exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from the sun(The lights used in Tanning beds are ULTRAVIOLET lights)

So just so you know, Tanning beds are bad.

Paris, Not France


The only rule is don't be boring.

~Paris Hilton, Confessions of an Heiress

I have never liked Paris Hilton. She's thin and blond and rich. She is like Barbie in real like and isn't it funny how when you were little all you wanted was Barbie to be real and yet we all harbor hatred toward Paris? She bounces around being all thing and adorable in clothes we will never ever be able to afford. She's the most popular girl in high school in the world.

But I want to like her. I have always wanted to like Paris Hilton. I have always looked for a reason to like her. I tried her perfume, I watch shows when she is guest appearing. It all made me dislike her more. I watched two episodes of the Simple Life (and by the way Fox, I want those brain cells back) but nothing helped. Until MTV's Documentary "Paris, Not France".

I have to admit that I feel like an idiot for not realizing it sooner but Paris Hilton is not a moron. Far far from it. She is a business women and an awesome one at that. Sure she started out rich but she has taken her image and created a marketable brand based off her party girl persona. Any way you slice it that is pretty amazing. Paris, Not France gives you a glimpse of the real Paris Hilton. While I don't know how the rest of the world is going to take that, I loved it. I finally have a reason to like and dare I say admire Paris Hilton. That's hot.



Friday, July 17, 2009

Why the Emmys Suck!


Well I am annoyed. No, I am pissed...I am angery! The Emmy noms were released this week and they have ignored TrueBlood. Supernatural shows are constantly ignored by the Emmys and honestly is just plan fucking ignorant. Yes its show about a world were we co-egsist with vampires and shapeshifts and monster and it takes place in the south but its a good show with good acting and good writing. Of corse Lost gained nominations even though its honestly the most annoying show on TV. Once you get off the island why would you go back? Stupid. Weeds has a nom for best comedy. Because watching a pregnant women be anally rapped by a drug lord is soo funny. Glen Close has a nom for her show which I didn't even realize was still on. So all and all I'm just super annoyed. The same was done to Buffy and say what you will about Buffy but it was some of the best writing on Television at the time. The Emmys suck, that's it and that's final and if I ever meet anyone who has to do with the Emmys I am going to kick them. Done!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Watch this and be happy

I really just love the new music video by Coldplay. The song is upbeat and you just have to love puppets rocking out. Watch and enjoy!

Big Rooz: Makin' Mom Proud


A college bud of mine just finished this great album. I say its great because I am not normally a hip hop fan and yet I am totally in to his new album, "Makin' Mom Proud." Big Rooz's album is what I call relate-able Hip hop with harmonious tracks that even the non-hip hop educated can enjoy. "Family Business" is touching, featuring actual voice messages from Big Rooz's mom and grandmother. Other favs include "Maybach Music" and "Watch the Gap". In his own words, Rooz told me about his a wide range of infulences,

"I love good hip hop. stuff I can (mostly) relate to. my favorite groups are the beastie boys, a tribe called quest, de la soul and right now I think lupe fiasco is the best rapper out. but I also listen to alot of other stuff. rage against the machine is probably my favorite non rap group along with G. Love & Special Sauce and coheed. And above all, my favorite music is R&B John Legend, Marques Houston, Boyz II Men, etc. if I could sing I'd be making r&b right now!"

My personal belife is that if Eminem and Lindsey Lohan think they can sing, then anyone can but even with out the signing, "Makin' Mom Proud" is a fun, enjoyable album.

"My girlfriend questioned me one time we got into my car, my cd was playing when she got in (I had been listening to it prior to picking her up). She said "You really listen to yourself????" To which my only response was "Hell yes! because I make the kind of music I love!"

It has deffinitly made it on to my I-pod and it should make it on to yours. You can download the entire thing for free over at http://www.devilskazoo.com/ and you can also follow Big Rooz on Twitter: twitter is www.twitter.com/bigrooz. Rooz is also working on his own own recored company and of corse more music. Keep a head up on this one. He's going places.

P.S. Facebook fan page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Big-Rooz/8152264332?ref=share

Photos by http://photozinnthesis.com

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

(insert vomit here)


So I know we promised we were all over this and that is because we really, truly believed it could not get any worse. But in our world, nothing is ever as it seems. Jon Gosselin stepped out this weekend with his new play toy and boy is she a winner and a half. Stop over by Huffington Post and check out the direct link to her facebook profile. Oh and an added cherry on the top, she's got a record. Super score Jon, this chicks a totally upgrade from Kate.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/13/hailey-glassman-jon-gosse_n_231080.html

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Christmas in July!!!


Ryan Reynolds has landed the role of the Green Lantern. I was really hoping Chris Pine would get this role but this is pretty much just as good. (Insert happy dance here)

Friday, July 3, 2009

Do not make me sick my Decepticons on you!


Can I ask why people listen to Megan Fox? Better question: Why does Megan Fox talk? I just don't understand but since she insists on talking I guess we have to talk about what she said.

Megan Fox insulted the creative genius of Michael Bay in an interview this week stating, "Unless you’re a seasoned veteran, working with Michael Bay is not about an acting experience." and then went on to say, "(The Movie) did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke ... . People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting."

Michael Bay replied to Fox's statement in an interview with the Wall Street journal and somehow manages to sound worse then she did. He said that while he loves Fox, she has "a lot of growing up to do." Bay then went on to take credit for the career boosts for Ben Affleck and Will Smith.

I have to be honest, I have seen none of these movies. I saw the first Transformers and was bored to tears. I have no desire to watch two Jive talking robots blow things up while Shia and Megan run around for an hour or so. But I did see Good Will Hunting and Fresh Prince of Bel Air, So Micheal Bay can watch him self when he decides to take credit for "discovering" people who were famous before anyone knew who Michael Bay was. As for Megan Fox, again I ask why she is allowed to talk at all?