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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Merry Christmas Charlie Sheen


It was not a merry Christmas for Charlie Sheen. Sheen spent the better part of Christmas day behind bars after an altercation with his wife while on vacation in Aspen. Charlie Sheen has a reputation for this type of stuff. His marriage to Denise Richards was a mess but it looked like things were on the up and up for him in the past few years. Oh well, let’s hope this is all a big misunderstanding. I love Charlie Sheen, I back him 100%.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

How much do you want to bet...



That Kourtney Kardashian arranged the birth of her son to coincide with the premier of Keeping up with the Kardashians? KUK premiered on Sunday and we found a family in turmoil. Not everyone was thrilled about Kourts baby daddy but everyone except Khloe put their differences aside to see the sonogram and learn the babies sex. It’s a boy by the way. The episode ends with Khloe smacking baby daddy in the face (I’m deliberately not bothering to use his real name. You would forget in it two seconds anyway) which is when Kourtney and BD left in a huff. Drama Drama Drama! In any event, that was Sunday and little baby Dash (Mason Dash Disick(Or Dipstick if your evil like me)) was born Monday morning. Coincidence? I think not.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Lady Gaga is a greedy biotch!




During Barbara Walter's Most Fascinating People interview, Lady Gaga fully admits to having sexual relationships with women. Though she says she has never been in love with a woman, she says her bisexuality was the basis for the song "Love Game". Click below to watch the YouTube video.

Lady Gaga is Bi


Thursday, November 5, 2009

Kate's Makeup girl is AMAZING!



First off let me just say that I love that when Kate cries, she really cries. She goes all out. Dramatic pauses, deep mournful sighs, looks off as if remembering all the happy days of money and free tummy tucks. But what always stays the same is her eye make up. It NEVER runs or smudges or even moves. It's as if someone smacked it on there and used acrylic spray on her face so it never comes off. She cried through her entire special on Monday night and used like 10 tissues and they all came away clean! Its magic I tell you! When I become famous I want that person doing my make up.

Meanwhile Jon paid a visit to the West Side Jewish center in NYC to attempt to clear his name. I have said it once and I shall say it again: Jon, GET OUT OF MY NAIGBORHOOD! You’re not even Jewish. I swear if I ever run into you on the street I am going to kick you in the shin.


Disclaimer: Just so everyone knows I am totally more hardcore then shin kicking but you really can't threaten people over the internet with anything worse then a shin kick and besides have you ever been kicked in the shin? It flippin' hurts. Watch out Jon!

Hold up!

Was I the only person who did'nt know Mel Gibson has like 8 millon kids? Ok, 8 kids. I added the billion for dramatic affect but still thats alot of kids. Gibson and his girlfriend welcomed a baby girl last week. I'm still on the fence about Mel Gibson but yay for babies....Whatever.

The Cup Cakes are back!

After a months vacation we are back and boy, do we have a winner this week. Why does this guy get the cupcake? Because he is amazing and anything he does or says turns to gold. The weeks cupcake goes to the star of this YouTube video that is one of the best things I have seen all year. Maybe I'm just easily entertained but you should watch it anyway.
Poker Face


Monday, October 26, 2009

I heart dork love

I honestly adore this couple! She is so cute and he is so funny and they are going to make cute funny (looking) babies. Congradulations to Fred Armisen and Elisabeth Moss who got married last weekend.

That's all Folks!

The train wreck that was Jon and Kate Plus 8 is ending. Yup, it's over. Now does that mean we will finally be relieved of the pictures and stories and rumors? No, we are not that lucky. And of course the divorce isn’t finalized. And Kate is getting a special, which will turn into a talk show. And of course 10 years from now the 8 will be the entire cast for season 14 of Celebrity rehab. Boy is Dr. Drew gonna have his hands full. I'm betting $20 that Maddy becomes a meth head.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Chris Pine is number 22 and I'm mad!

 Chris Pine was is number 22 in Us weeklys "30 sexiest under 30" and all I have to say is that I am shocked and saddend by America's lack of taste in men. Robert Pattison does not shower. He is "unaware of my own personal hygene"!..!!!! Now if your name is Matthew and you are ripped as hell and want to play naked bongos at 3am, you can totally smell like a foot. But you are not Matthew, your Rob, the dude who played a pansy vampire in that horrible movie based on that stupid book and you are lucky anyone finds you attractive. All I am saying is Chris Pine should have been higher on this list.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Happy Birthday to Me!!! I am giving myself a Cupcake.

This weeks Cupcake is mine because I was born and I'm AWESOME.

Totally not surprised

David Letterman gets around and someone tried to sucker money out of him because he gets around. Letterman revealed on his show tonight that he has been the "victim" of an extortion plot as a result of his sexual indiscretions.

Here is the deal people: IF YOU ARE FAMOUS AND YOU HAVE SEX THE WORLD IS GOING TO FIND OUT. This is not rocket science, your life is my entertainment and I will use it and laugh at it and mock it. I'm sorry but it's how I entertain myself.


IF YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS BUT TRY TO EXTORT MONEY FROM FAMOUS PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH THEM ONCE, YOU ARE A TOOL. And a slut and a bad person and I will mock you more because you are a pathetic exscuse for a human being.

And Jon smacks back!

Ok, I am in love with these people again. As if this all wasn't bad enough that Jon and Kate bickered all the time, had 8 kids, made a bunch of money off those kids, had tummy tucks and hair replacement, bickered some more, moved, bought puppies, got rid of puppies, divorced, dated a 22 year old and moved in to my neighborhood (P.S. Jon I swear if I ever see you at Farway I am going to kick you so hard!) The level 10 hot mess that is J&K Plus 8 has just hit 11. After being booted from the TLC show that got him his hair, his mansion and his new Girlfriend, Jon had retaliated and kicked the TLC film crew out of his house. We all wondered why Jon halted his divorce proceedings early this week and apperently this is it. Jon is insisting that for the sake of his children (Because now their wellfare is a concern) he can no longer allow them to be filmed. His laywer has submitted two letters to TLC insisting filming for the show cease at once. He has also posted signs on his lawn in case they did'nt get the message.


 So basically Jon has realized we all hate him and that Kate will get everything and no one will watch a show about him running around NYC being a dead beat dad and this is how he is handeling it. I never know which of these parents to hate. Jon is obveously a giant moron and jackoff and I think Kate might be cousins with the devil. I was going to side with the dogs because they were so cute. Remember when Nala ate the toy horse? How cute was that!?! But I think I am going to have to go back to my orginal stants and side with Aaden(Thats the one with the glasses). He really never cared about what the hell was going on. He had his bucket and his glasses and that was all he needed. He's a chill dude so I'm siding with him. Which ever parent he chooses is the one I'll support. 'Till then I remain a gossiping, judgmental bystander.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

DJ Am's death ruled accidental

Doctors have ruled DJ Am's death an accidental overdose. I am in no way a medical expert but I find it hard to believe that someone accidentally takes Cocaine, OxyContin, Hydrocodone or Vicodin, Xanax, Ativan, Klonopin, Benadryl, and Levamisole. Nine different types of drugs all at one time.

DJ Am who's real name is Adam Goldstein was found dead in his NYC apartment a month ago. Drugs were in the apartment and Goldstein had a history of drug problems.

Jon's Out


...Pretty much. Jon has been dropped from the title, from now on it's just "Kate Plus 8". Which basically means now you get a full hour of Kates pity party and 8 children walking around going, " I wish Daddy was here." I think they should call it, "Kate kicks a dead, rotting horse with steel toed clogs and then gives it back to the breeder because she's a lazy biotch." Even then I still wouldn't watch it.

Friday, September 25, 2009

The CW Cancels "The Beautiful Life"

Mischa Barton's new series, The Beautiful Life has been canceled after just two episodes. I almost care...wait....wait....No. Nope, I don't care.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

True Blood and Puppy Love


Stephen Moyer, at an animal related fund raiser last night, said that his own furry friend will be in the wedding party when he and co-star Anna Paquin wed. Moyer's dog, Splash will act as ring bearer even though Paquin and Moyer haven't set a date for the actual wedding yet.

Ok, I have to admit this is cute. Though the first announcments of this union causes me to bug out (see below) I am really excited for this union. Maybe now that they are in love off-screen, I will like them more on screen.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Please file under: Things I NEVER wanted to know!

Now, I am totally friends of the over-share. What would I blog about if people didn't talk way to much and do really weird things. But this is a prime example of going to far. Mackenzie Phillips, daughter of John Phillips from the Momma's and the Papa's has come out with a new book and in this new book she says she had a sexual relationship with her father. SHE SLEPT WITH HER OWN FATHER!!!...ON PURPOSE...FOR YEARS!!! Who shares that!?! Who tells the world that type of information? I understand the need to talk about traumatic things to help move on, I get that. But this? No, this is the definition of an Over-share gone horribly wrong. But wait, there's more....

Phillips says this relationship lasted through her marriage to another man and only ended when she became pregnant and didn't know who the father was. She terminated the pregnancy and ended the sleeping with daddy.

This is horrible. You hear horrible stuff about children being rapped all the time by family members but I have never heard of an adult child sleeping with her father and enjoying it. I do not care how many drugs you are on, it's 3o types of creepy and I need to go puke up my dinner now.

I love you Khloe!!!


I don't know much about the Kardashian's but I do know that Khloe has gotten a shit deal. She got ignored and teased and crapped on about her weight by everyone and that's why I am so happy she is the first one to get married. That's right! Justice! Yes, I know they have only been dating a month. Yes, I know they are rushing the wedding. And yes, I know its doomed but whatever! I love this bitch and I am happy for her. Rock on Khloe, ROCK ON!!!

More Baby News


Jude Law has also had a girl. Law confirmed that he was the father to be two months ago although he is no longer in a relationship with the mother. Jude Law is currently starring in Hamlet on Broadway. I'm proud of Jude Law. I have had issues with him ever since the pool table thing but congratulations to him anyway.

Baby Buffy is Born!!!


It's a girl for Sarah Michelle Gellar and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. Gellar gave birth Saturday to a girl who they have named Charlotte Grace. I am imagining itty bitty toy stakes and plush crosses as baby gifts.

Ellem Pompeo also had a baby girl this week. She and her husband have named her, Stella Luna.

You Rock! Have a Cup Cake


This weeks Cup cake goes to the one and only Neil Patrick Harris. NPH rocked hosting the Emmys this past Sunday. I am casting my vote right now for NPH for Oscar host, 2010.

Hopefully he's a one women type guy...


Ok, so I read this and I flipped out inside. Why? Because I immediately went, "What! No! She's EVIL!" This is a powerful testament to Chloƫ Sevigny's acting ability because I just assume she is Nikki from "Big Love". She is so good as that character and that character is sooo evil that I had to remind myself that she was acting. Once I got over that, I was actually kinda excited about the rumor that Chloƫ Sevigny and Jason Segel hooked up after the Emmys. They could totally be my new fav couple.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Like a "B" Horror flick without the gratuitous nudity...


Those were the words used by my brother to describe "Jennifer's Body". We saw the film this afternoon and all I can say is that maybe if I had been under the influence of alcohol then maybe I would have enjoyed it more.

This movie is about best friends in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. Jennifer is the super hot cheerleader, played by Megan Fox and "Needy" is her best friend since the sand box, played by Amanda Seyfried. Basically through a bit of cross communication, Jennifer is sacrificed to the devil which would be fine if she was a virgin. And here is where I found my first issue with the film: How would anyone look at Megan Fox and think she was a virgin? I don't think she was EVER a virgin. I think she popped out of the womb rockin' 3 STDs and that Marylin Monroe tattoo that bothers me to no end.

So Jennifer is a demon in a hot body and she discovers that to maintain this hot body she must ingest the flesh of High School boys. Needy knows something is very wrong but shrugs it off and manages to find time amidst all the carnage to lose her own virginity to her boy friend in a scene that flips between awkward first time sex and Fox chewing out a guys stomach while Akon's " I wanna love you" plays in the back round ( This would be funny if you were drunk, but your not).

At this point in the movie my brother starts to shift and sigh and later admits to me that he contemplated walking out of the film. I did too but I wanted to give Deablo Cody the benefit of the doubt so I stayed...stupid idea. Next up was the completely unnecessary and unrelated and un explained girl on girl make out scene. Were they lesbians? Did Needy have a secret crush on Jennifer? I have no idea because it happened and it was over and that was it. Maybe they did explain it but I was trying not to gag at the sight of Megan Fox's thumbs, she has no knuckles! She has midget thumbs!!! Moving on...

The end of the film, and I won't ruin it because maybe some of you still want to pay $12.50 and hey, who am I to judge, takes place in an abandoned indoor pool in the middle of a field. Why is there an abandoned indoor pool in the middle of a field? I have no idea but unless there trees and shrubs grow really fast, its been there for quite a while. Jennifer has dragged Needy's boyfriend there and started to eat his neck (because it's the night of the school dance and she wants to look her best of course) and Needy pepper sprays her which has an adverse effect because it makes Jennifer levitate. Of course there is an epic battle between best friends and the boyfriend died because he has no neck anymore. And there is this band that plays this song throughout the entire film. You would like the song if they didn't play it throughout the entire film. They die also which made me happy because I thought to myself, " Thank god, they can't play that stupid song anymore!!!" Other thoughts I had throughout the film were, "Why is the first person to die in these type of films never white?" " Deers do not eat meat and I'm pretty sure if they did, it would not be human flesh." "Why is there a beaver present?" "Why are Fox's teeth so long?" "That guys cell phone is improving this film." " I should have bought twizzlers" " God, I need alcohol for this." "Neither of those would help me in this situation." " This is just awful" " When does Big Love premiere?" "When does Ugly Betty premiere?" "She is leaving behind, hair, saliva and finger prints and they still cannot find her." " I have to pee."

You could see this or you could remember what it was like to dissect a frog in High school bio. It's up to you.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

You desperately need a Cupcake



This weeks Cupcake goes to Jessica Simpson. ( No, not Kanye or Taylor Swift) Jess Sim's dear dog, Daisy was brutally kidnapped (and probably eaten) by a Coyote. Simpson is still holding out hope of finder her dog and has posted posters around her neighborhood. I'm holding out hope too. I hope she finds Daisy. But just in case she doesn't, I found her a puppy cupcake. This cupcake is "borrowed" from SugarBloom Cupcakes. Check out their blog it's really fun.

Goodbye Henry Gibson


My brother and I were just watching "The Burbs" the other day so this hit me. Henry Gibson past away this week after a brief fight with cancer at age 73. Gibson was a great actor who had been preforming since 1963. Gibson is survived by his 3 children.

Be my Baby


Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly have released the name and a picture of their new baby girl. Naleigh (short for Nancy Leigh) is a special needs baby from South Korea. I love this baby. She is just too cute. Congratulations to the new family.

Photo Provided by People.com

Monday, September 14, 2009

Patrick Swayze passes



Patrick Swayze passed away today at age 57 after an intense battle with pancreatic cancer. Died in LA surround by family. Swayze was known most for his role in Dirty Dancing. He also had a small part in the cult classic Donnie Darko. He will be truly missed.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Someone needs to smack this bitch


How does Kanye West keep getting to the stage? You would think at this point they would have someone standing by to make sure he doesn't rush the stage to steal the mic. Its truly time to add him to the do not invite list.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Sorry I forgot your Birthday, here's a Cupcake



This weeks Cupcake will not be wasted on a celebrity. No Sir, this weeks Cupcake goes to my friend Mr. Gueller, who's Birthday I forgot. I blame Facebook for changing their page setup so I can no longer locate the Birthday notifications. Happy Birthday, here is your cupcake.

It's a girl!


Now I know Katherine Heigl and I have had our issues but I am putting them aside to offer her congratulations. Heigl and her husband Josh Kelly,(Who's latest album you should download immediately) are adopting a baby girl from Korea. Heigl has a sister who was adopted for Korea. Congrats to Katy and Josh. And yes, I am on a first name basis with them. (Not really)

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

It's a Boy!


Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born early this morning. Parents Nicole Richie and Jole Madden welcomed a 7 lbs 14 oz baby boy this morning. Congratulations!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Tila Tequila had a boyfriend?


So Tila Tequila had a boyfriend? I missed this but that's ok because now since he decided to assault her, it's all I'm going to hear about for the next week or so. I kinda feel back because this guy is huge and Tila is so tiny. It's like an Elephant trying to choke a mouse or something.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Just say yes to the Cupcake



Whitney Houston gets the cupcake this week for launching the most anti-climatic come back. For you Whitney, I have selected a Cookie Monster Cupcake. Both you and Cookie Monster have struggled with addiction and I hope you will reach out and help him quit the cookies. Also I just didn't care enough to Google a special cupcake for you.


Hey if you have an idea for who should get a cupcake, or you just love me, hit me up on Facebook or Twitter and let me know. Tootles!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse then Hasselbeck...


Kate Gosselin will be a guest host on the view next month. God help me, I hope I'm employed by then...

Why Gavin DeGraw is a GIANT Schmuck!


First off, Obama has asked that everyone go out and volunteer on Sept 11th this year in hopes of making it the biggest day of service in history. There are several ways to get involved. I am looking into gardening in a park.

But that is not the funny part. Several musicians will take part in a tribute concert and among them is Gavin DeGraw. That was the funny part. Here is the story: Back when I was in college Gavin DeGraw was suppose to do a concert at my school. The proceds of the concert were going to a charity to aid the Tsunami victims. The night before the concert Gavin DeGraw decided to go out bar hopping across the city until way into the wee hours of the morning. The idiot showed up hung over on the Z100 radio show the morning of the concert. At the same time he was talking about his stupid drunken night of fun, his people were calling to cancel his concert FOR CHARITY due to laryngitis. That asshole was blabbing away on the radio when apperntly he had no voice to blab with! All the tickets were refunded and no money when to charity because GAVIN DEGRAW IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

So exscuse me if I have a bit of a hard time accepting him donating his time to help others. Now, no I do not know him personally and this is in no way a personal attack. This is about buisness and your professional behavior. You do not donate time for charity and then lie to get yourself out of the screw up you made. Mr. DeGraw is an unprofessional, unreliable, decetful, jerk who obviously seems to belive he is a big enough star to run around blowing off gigs. I have no love for him or his music.(Thats a lie, I liked his last single but I downloaded it illeagally because why the fuck would I give that shithead money?)

It takes a lot for me to get angry enought to boycott anything. But I refuse to ackowladge Gavin DeGraw donating his time for anything. Do not be surprised if he calls in at 6 am on spt 11th and cancels because he was out sucking down booze all night long. I'm just warning you now.

Happy Birthday! Have a Cupcake!!!


Chris Pine gets the cupcake this week for being Chris Pine. And because it's his Birthday. And also because his new movie, "The Carriers," (A movie about a group friends who try in vain to out run a super virus) is being pooped on. It was set to release this weekend but its being shoved back and only released in non-major cities. I saw the trailer and it gave me nightmares. So Mr. Pine gets the cupcake for his 29th birthday. I have given him a Star Trek cupcake which was made by Junk over at Happy Little Cupcakes. This blog is super fun and creative so make sure you take a look.

To check out the Carriers trailer click here

Blood and sex and more blood...


According to www.broadcastingcable.com this past Sundays episode of True Blood, (You know, the one were something super natural happens and then Bill/Sookie gets hurt and sucks the others blood to recuperate while Jason does something stupid and Lafayette makes a drug reference) was viewed by 5.3 million viewers.

Please to not get me wrong, I love True Blood. I mean, its not Buffy but its funny and bloody and I really love the Hoyt/Jessica relationship. I really hope those two crazy kids can work it out. But I am having issues with this season. It started with the open orgy in the field out of no where and the weirdness of greek mythology intertwining with red necks. I'm hopeing Ball can stay on the ball with this series but how is season three not going to be a giant let down? Or are they gonna pull a Weeds and completely kill the town and up root the main characters and start over. FYI, that did not work in Weeds and it certanly will not work with Vampires.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

What do you think?

What do you think about reality TV show? Are you a contest reality show fan (American Idol)? Or are you into the fashion and culture stuff( Project Runway, Top Chef)? I want to know what you watch and if I should be watching it too. 

Monday, August 24, 2009

Doing Douche in style

I love this guy. I mean I really love him. Who does this? Who wears this? Why does this continue to go on and on and on? Whats the point Jon? TLC is going to blur all your stupid shirts out from now on anyway. Did you not get that memo? Did you buy that shirt online while your wife stood outside your mansion gate screaming like a wild cat? Is this because she left you for her bodyguard? Is this because your doing a 12 year old? I just want to understand, why? Are we suppose to see this shirt and say, " Oh, well this totally means he's a victim. We should be on his side." I swear these poor kids are sitting around talking to each other saying, "Daddies shirts are stupid. Mommy's hair is stupid. WTF?" You know who I feel the most sorry for, the dogs. All the fake crying and bad fashion choices, dogs react to that stuff you know? They do. I watch the dog whisperer, I know this stuff. For the love of Christmas TLC, cancel this show already. Its a speeding train heading into a burning petting zoo on school visiting day.

Melanie Griffith goes to rehab


Melanie Griffith has entered rehab. Her rep says:
" She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy," says her rep Robin Baum. "This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago."
I'm wondering if this is a way to re-enforce sobriety? It seems like a smart idea if someone has a history of falling off the wagon. Best of luck to Melanie Griffith.

You stole my crappy idea for a book!


Stephenie Meyer is apparently being sued by a women who claims that Meyer stole concepts from her work. Jordan Scott says that parts of "Breaking Dawn" are stolen right out of her book titled, " The Nocturne." So basically Meyer stole someone else's shitty idea for a book and tried to pass it off as her own. I think we could all learn a valuable lesson from all this: Vampires do not glitter. And if you say they do people will sue you and ruin your life for attempting to bedazzle blood sucking night stalking immortals.

Is this for real this time?


I'm just wondering if this is going to stick? I've got $20 that says they make up within 3 months.

Why I am angry at VH1

Due to the disturbing nature of the events involving the murder of Jasmine Fiore, I wont go into to much detail. You can google it if you want but I do want to express my anger at VH1 for trying to side step any blame in casting Ryan Jenkins in their reality show, "Megan want's a Millionaire" instead blaming the independent production company they subcontract with. VH1 signs off and reviews any and all casting content for their shows and it has been said that they purporlosly choose unstable people. I think it is distgusting for VH1 to respond to this situation by trying to cover their own hides. I wish to extend my condolenses to both families.

Her baby making will go on and on!!!!


Celine Dion confuses me. She married her uncle type family friend who then went into a coma and she attempted to conceive while he was in said coma. They have a child who they say is a son but suspiciously has longer hair then I do. And now they are having a second child even though she is like 45 and he's like 86 or something. Not to mention they are talking about having 4 or 5 more babies and by the way is she even still preforming because remember when she retired and then came back? I donno, I'm lost. Someone fill me in on the detail so I can more effectively blog about this please. Oh and congratulations to the happy couple on the extension of their family.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

You deserve a Cupcake!


This week was a tough one. Not much happend and it took a lot of soul searching on both our parts to figure out that Kourtney Kardashian would be getting the cupcake this week. Why you ask? This week Kourtney Karadashian stated that she considered getting an abortion when she found out she was pregnant. While we at Molliealamode applaude Miss Kardashian for considering all her options, I have issues with the entire world knowing this baby was almost a not baby before the baby his/her self knows. This poor kid is totally the last one at the party and she/he hasnt even been born yet. So Kourtney Kardashian gets a baby cupcake for insuring her baby is a little emotionally flipped-up apon arrival.

Monday, August 17, 2009

High Brad!!!


I adore Brad Pitt on so many levels. While promoting his new movie, "Inglorious Bastards" he stopped over by Bill Maher and talked about his thoughts on Gay marriage,(he is pro) and the legalization of pot. Bill complimented Brad on his abilities in the world of joint rolling. Brad Pitt is amazing!

You just lost the best thing you never had!!!


Dear Bradley Cooper,

I just want you to know that we really could have had something great. I mean, you're funny and smart and totally talented and I was really into you but you had to F- it up. I hope you're happy with her, I hope she is worth it. I hope when you look into this face you can deal with the choices you have made. Good luck!!!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

You need a Cupcake!


This weeks Cupcake goes to Ashley Greene. The Twilight Star has been in the middle of a scandal since nude photos of her turned up on the internet this week. Ashley's lawyers are threatening to sue the outlet that first posted the photo's and are claiming that since said photos where taken while she was underage it would be VERY BAD for anyone to post them. So Ashley gets the cupcake this week. I donno, I just have a soft spot for celebs that get caught being naked. I even found her a special vampire cupcake for the occasion.

Random Baby News


Kourtney Kardashian announced earlier this week that she is pregnant. She is due by the end of the year. Which means she is pretty far along and hid it really really well. I happen to like the Kardashian's so I'm happy for Kourt.

Kendra and Hank are having a baby boy! I am going to give Kendra the benifit of the doubt and say that she is going to do ok as a mom. Remember when Angalina adopted Maddox and everyone freaked out and then she turned into a super amazing mom? Yeah I think its going to be something like that. Really, I'm not worried at all.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Making Daddy Proud


Watched the Teen Choice awards last night. I didn't recognize half the winners or presenters but I did recognize Billy Ray Cyrus in the audience as he watched his baby girl Miley rock the stripper pole during her performance of "Summer in the U.S.A."

Friday, August 7, 2009

Bon Appetit!


Just saw Julie&Julia. Awesome, funny, heart warming and really cute. I really enjoyed it and so did the rest of the audience. Everyone clapped at the end. Meryl Streep is AMAZING!!! It is long at 2 hours and 3 mins so brace your selves and hit the bathroom before because you do not want to miss a bit of it. And just a warning you will be hungry after seeing this movie.

Billy Mayes was on Cocaine


Not so surprised. No one is that hyper naturally. Still sad though.

Shut. Up.