True Blood is completely OUT OF CONTROL!

Oh True Blood, just when I think you're getting good you go and F things up. Since I know someone who reads the books, I know where this season is going and trust me, it's just a giant cluster muck. I had such faith in Alan Ball to take this crappy book series and turn it into something great and right now I find myself wonder a deep question. Is it better to be surprised when a show jumps the shark or to know it's going to happen in advance so you have ample time to say goodbye and grieve? I wish I didn't know where this was going but I do. I won't ruin it for you. Besides, maybe some of you like fairies... oops. 

Baby Vamp Jessica gets a Blog

And she has no idea what to do with it. But it's funny and it feeds the TB fix until the season 3 premier which airs on Sunday at 9 PM!!! Until then check out Jessica's Blog. 

Totally not surprised

David Letterman gets around and someone tried to sucker money out of him because he gets around. Letterman revealed on his show tonight that he has been the "victim" of an extortion plot as a result of his sexual indiscretions.

Here is the deal people: IF YOU ARE FAMOUS AND YOU HAVE SEX THE WORLD IS GOING TO FIND OUT. This is not rocket science, your life is my entertainment and I will use it and laugh at it and mock it. I'm sorry but it's how I entertain myself.

IF YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS BUT TRY TO EXTORT MONEY FROM FAMOUS PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH THEM ONCE, YOU ARE A TOOL. And a slut and a bad person and I will mock you more because you are a pathetic exscuse for a human being.

The CW Cancels "The Beautiful Life"

Mischa Barton's new series, The Beautiful Life has been canceled after just two episodes. I almost care...wait....wait....No. Nope, I don't care.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse then Hasselbeck...

Kate Gosselin will be a guest host on the view next month. God help me, I hope I'm employed by then...

Mode After Hours

If you are like me and suffering through Ugly Betty withdraw I have good news for you. First off Ugly Betty will back back with all new eps next week. Many questions will be answered among which hopefully will include who's baby is it? When is Alexis coming back? And how will Mode survive minus its money.

But if you need a little fix to tide you over till then head over to ABC.com and check out Mode After hours Webisodes starring the terrible twosome Mark and Amanda. Their six webisodes to watch and of coarse with Mark and Amanda center stage they are totally worth checking out.