Monday, October 26, 2009

I heart dork love

I honestly adore this couple! She is so cute and he is so funny and they are going to make cute funny (looking) babies. Congradulations to Fred Armisen and Elisabeth Moss who got married last weekend.

That's all Folks!

The train wreck that was Jon and Kate Plus 8 is ending. Yup, it's over. Now does that mean we will finally be relieved of the pictures and stories and rumors? No, we are not that lucky. And of course the divorce isn’t finalized. And Kate is getting a special, which will turn into a talk show. And of course 10 years from now the 8 will be the entire cast for season 14 of Celebrity rehab. Boy is Dr. Drew gonna have his hands full. I'm betting $20 that Maddy becomes a meth head.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Chris Pine is number 22 and I'm mad!

 Chris Pine was is number 22 in Us weeklys "30 sexiest under 30" and all I have to say is that I am shocked and saddend by America's lack of taste in men. Robert Pattison does not shower. He is "unaware of my own personal hygene"!..!!!! Now if your name is Matthew and you are ripped as hell and want to play naked bongos at 3am, you can totally smell like a foot. But you are not Matthew, your Rob, the dude who played a pansy vampire in that horrible movie based on that stupid book and you are lucky anyone finds you attractive. All I am saying is Chris Pine should have been higher on this list.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Happy Birthday to Me!!! I am giving myself a Cupcake.

This weeks Cupcake is mine because I was born and I'm AWESOME.

Totally not surprised

David Letterman gets around and someone tried to sucker money out of him because he gets around. Letterman revealed on his show tonight that he has been the "victim" of an extortion plot as a result of his sexual indiscretions.

Here is the deal people: IF YOU ARE FAMOUS AND YOU HAVE SEX THE WORLD IS GOING TO FIND OUT. This is not rocket science, your life is my entertainment and I will use it and laugh at it and mock it. I'm sorry but it's how I entertain myself.

IF YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS BUT TRY TO EXTORT MONEY FROM FAMOUS PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH THEM ONCE, YOU ARE A TOOL. And a slut and a bad person and I will mock you more because you are a pathetic exscuse for a human being.

And Jon smacks back!

Ok, I am in love with these people again. As if this all wasn't bad enough that Jon and Kate bickered all the time, had 8 kids, made a bunch of money off those kids, had tummy tucks and hair replacement, bickered some more, moved, bought puppies, got rid of puppies, divorced, dated a 22 year old and moved in to my neighborhood (P.S. Jon I swear if I ever see you at Farway I am going to kick you so hard!) The level 10 hot mess that is J&K Plus 8 has just hit 11. After being booted from the TLC show that got him his hair, his mansion and his new Girlfriend, Jon had retaliated and kicked the TLC film crew out of his house. We all wondered why Jon halted his divorce proceedings early this week and apperently this is it. Jon is insisting that for the sake of his children (Because now their wellfare is a concern) he can no longer allow them to be filmed. His laywer has submitted two letters to TLC insisting filming for the show cease at once. He has also posted signs on his lawn in case they did'nt get the message.

 So basically Jon has realized we all hate him and that Kate will get everything and no one will watch a show about him running around NYC being a dead beat dad and this is how he is handeling it. I never know which of these parents to hate. Jon is obveously a giant moron and jackoff and I think Kate might be cousins with the devil. I was going to side with the dogs because they were so cute. Remember when Nala ate the toy horse? How cute was that!?! But I think I am going to have to go back to my orginal stants and side with Aaden(Thats the one with the glasses). He really never cared about what the hell was going on. He had his bucket and his glasses and that was all he needed. He's a chill dude so I'm siding with him. Which ever parent he chooses is the one I'll support. 'Till then I remain a gossiping, judgmental bystander.