Thursday, August 27, 2009

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse then Hasselbeck...

Kate Gosselin will be a guest host on the view next month. God help me, I hope I'm employed by then...

Why Gavin DeGraw is a GIANT Schmuck!

First off, Obama has asked that everyone go out and volunteer on Sept 11th this year in hopes of making it the biggest day of service in history. There are several ways to get involved. I am looking into gardening in a park.

But that is not the funny part. Several musicians will take part in a tribute concert and among them is Gavin DeGraw. That was the funny part. Here is the story: Back when I was in college Gavin DeGraw was suppose to do a concert at my school. The proceds of the concert were going to a charity to aid the Tsunami victims. The night before the concert Gavin DeGraw decided to go out bar hopping across the city until way into the wee hours of the morning. The idiot showed up hung over on the Z100 radio show the morning of the concert. At the same time he was talking about his stupid drunken night of fun, his people were calling to cancel his concert FOR CHARITY due to laryngitis. That asshole was blabbing away on the radio when apperntly he had no voice to blab with! All the tickets were refunded and no money when to charity because GAVIN DEGRAW IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

So exscuse me if I have a bit of a hard time accepting him donating his time to help others. Now, no I do not know him personally and this is in no way a personal attack. This is about buisness and your professional behavior. You do not donate time for charity and then lie to get yourself out of the screw up you made. Mr. DeGraw is an unprofessional, unreliable, decetful, jerk who obviously seems to belive he is a big enough star to run around blowing off gigs. I have no love for him or his music.(Thats a lie, I liked his last single but I downloaded it illeagally because why the fuck would I give that shithead money?)

It takes a lot for me to get angry enought to boycott anything. But I refuse to ackowladge Gavin DeGraw donating his time for anything. Do not be surprised if he calls in at 6 am on spt 11th and cancels because he was out sucking down booze all night long. I'm just warning you now.

Happy Birthday! Have a Cupcake!!!

Chris Pine gets the cupcake this week for being Chris Pine. And because it's his Birthday. And also because his new movie, "The Carriers," (A movie about a group friends who try in vain to out run a super virus) is being pooped on. It was set to release this weekend but its being shoved back and only released in non-major cities. I saw the trailer and it gave me nightmares. So Mr. Pine gets the cupcake for his 29th birthday. I have given him a Star Trek cupcake which was made by Junk over at Happy Little Cupcakes. This blog is super fun and creative so make sure you take a look.

To check out the Carriers trailer click here

Blood and sex and more blood...

According to this past Sundays episode of True Blood, (You know, the one were something super natural happens and then Bill/Sookie gets hurt and sucks the others blood to recuperate while Jason does something stupid and Lafayette makes a drug reference) was viewed by 5.3 million viewers.

Please to not get me wrong, I love True Blood. I mean, its not Buffy but its funny and bloody and I really love the Hoyt/Jessica relationship. I really hope those two crazy kids can work it out. But I am having issues with this season. It started with the open orgy in the field out of no where and the weirdness of greek mythology intertwining with red necks. I'm hopeing Ball can stay on the ball with this series but how is season three not going to be a giant let down? Or are they gonna pull a Weeds and completely kill the town and up root the main characters and start over. FYI, that did not work in Weeds and it certanly will not work with Vampires.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

What do you think?

What do you think about reality TV show? Are you a contest reality show fan (American Idol)? Or are you into the fashion and culture stuff( Project Runway, Top Chef)? I want to know what you watch and if I should be watching it too. 

Monday, August 24, 2009

Doing Douche in style

I love this guy. I mean I really love him. Who does this? Who wears this? Why does this continue to go on and on and on? Whats the point Jon? TLC is going to blur all your stupid shirts out from now on anyway. Did you not get that memo? Did you buy that shirt online while your wife stood outside your mansion gate screaming like a wild cat? Is this because she left you for her bodyguard? Is this because your doing a 12 year old? I just want to understand, why? Are we suppose to see this shirt and say, " Oh, well this totally means he's a victim. We should be on his side." I swear these poor kids are sitting around talking to each other saying, "Daddies shirts are stupid. Mommy's hair is stupid. WTF?" You know who I feel the most sorry for, the dogs. All the fake crying and bad fashion choices, dogs react to that stuff you know? They do. I watch the dog whisperer, I know this stuff. For the love of Christmas TLC, cancel this show already. Its a speeding train heading into a burning petting zoo on school visiting day.

Melanie Griffith goes to rehab

Melanie Griffith has entered rehab. Her rep says:
" She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy," says her rep Robin Baum. "This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago."
I'm wondering if this is a way to re-enforce sobriety? It seems like a smart idea if someone has a history of falling off the wagon. Best of luck to Melanie Griffith.

You stole my crappy idea for a book!

Stephenie Meyer is apparently being sued by a women who claims that Meyer stole concepts from her work. Jordan Scott says that parts of "Breaking Dawn" are stolen right out of her book titled, " The Nocturne." So basically Meyer stole someone else's shitty idea for a book and tried to pass it off as her own. I think we could all learn a valuable lesson from all this: Vampires do not glitter. And if you say they do people will sue you and ruin your life for attempting to bedazzle blood sucking night stalking immortals.

Is this for real this time?

I'm just wondering if this is going to stick? I've got $20 that says they make up within 3 months.

Why I am angry at VH1

Due to the disturbing nature of the events involving the murder of Jasmine Fiore, I wont go into to much detail. You can google it if you want but I do want to express my anger at VH1 for trying to side step any blame in casting Ryan Jenkins in their reality show, "Megan want's a Millionaire" instead blaming the independent production company they subcontract with. VH1 signs off and reviews any and all casting content for their shows and it has been said that they purporlosly choose unstable people. I think it is distgusting for VH1 to respond to this situation by trying to cover their own hides. I wish to extend my condolenses to both families.

Her baby making will go on and on!!!!

Celine Dion confuses me. She married her uncle type family friend who then went into a coma and she attempted to conceive while he was in said coma. They have a child who they say is a son but suspiciously has longer hair then I do. And now they are having a second child even though she is like 45 and he's like 86 or something. Not to mention they are talking about having 4 or 5 more babies and by the way is she even still preforming because remember when she retired and then came back? I donno, I'm lost. Someone fill me in on the detail so I can more effectively blog about this please. Oh and congratulations to the happy couple on the extension of their family.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

You deserve a Cupcake!

This week was a tough one. Not much happend and it took a lot of soul searching on both our parts to figure out that Kourtney Kardashian would be getting the cupcake this week. Why you ask? This week Kourtney Karadashian stated that she considered getting an abortion when she found out she was pregnant. While we at Molliealamode applaude Miss Kardashian for considering all her options, I have issues with the entire world knowing this baby was almost a not baby before the baby his/her self knows. This poor kid is totally the last one at the party and she/he hasnt even been born yet. So Kourtney Kardashian gets a baby cupcake for insuring her baby is a little emotionally flipped-up apon arrival.

Monday, August 17, 2009

High Brad!!!

I adore Brad Pitt on so many levels. While promoting his new movie, "Inglorious Bastards" he stopped over by Bill Maher and talked about his thoughts on Gay marriage,(he is pro) and the legalization of pot. Bill complimented Brad on his abilities in the world of joint rolling. Brad Pitt is amazing!

You just lost the best thing you never had!!!

Dear Bradley Cooper,

I just want you to know that we really could have had something great. I mean, you're funny and smart and totally talented and I was really into you but you had to F- it up. I hope you're happy with her, I hope she is worth it. I hope when you look into this face you can deal with the choices you have made. Good luck!!!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

You need a Cupcake!

This weeks Cupcake goes to Ashley Greene. The Twilight Star has been in the middle of a scandal since nude photos of her turned up on the internet this week. Ashley's lawyers are threatening to sue the outlet that first posted the photo's and are claiming that since said photos where taken while she was underage it would be VERY BAD for anyone to post them. So Ashley gets the cupcake this week. I donno, I just have a soft spot for celebs that get caught being naked. I even found her a special vampire cupcake for the occasion.

Random Baby News

Kourtney Kardashian announced earlier this week that she is pregnant. She is due by the end of the year. Which means she is pretty far along and hid it really really well. I happen to like the Kardashian's so I'm happy for Kourt.

Kendra and Hank are having a baby boy! I am going to give Kendra the benifit of the doubt and say that she is going to do ok as a mom. Remember when Angalina adopted Maddox and everyone freaked out and then she turned into a super amazing mom? Yeah I think its going to be something like that. Really, I'm not worried at all.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Making Daddy Proud

Watched the Teen Choice awards last night. I didn't recognize half the winners or presenters but I did recognize Billy Ray Cyrus in the audience as he watched his baby girl Miley rock the stripper pole during her performance of "Summer in the U.S.A."

Friday, August 7, 2009

Bon Appetit!

Just saw Julie&Julia. Awesome, funny, heart warming and really cute. I really enjoyed it and so did the rest of the audience. Everyone clapped at the end. Meryl Streep is AMAZING!!! It is long at 2 hours and 3 mins so brace your selves and hit the bathroom before because you do not want to miss a bit of it. And just a warning you will be hungry after seeing this movie.

Billy Mayes was on Cocaine

Not so surprised. No one is that hyper naturally. Still sad though.

Shut. Up.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Do you need a Cupcake?

It's MolliealaModes first weekly segment! Each week we will choose one celeb who's having a rough time and give them a cupcake to cheer them up. And the very first Cupcake goes to (Drum roll) Katherine Heigl! KHei has been on a bit of a bitch tangent as of late. First she slammed her movie Knocked up saying it was sexiest and now she is catching flak for her role in The Ugly Truth. Apperently there's something about vibrating underwear? I hav'nt seen the flick so I can't say for sure but if she had a problem with the sex stuff in Knocked Up why on earth did she decided to do The Ugly Truth? Katie dear, that does not make sense. I think your lack of sugar is making you all loopy so have a cupcake.

Goodbye John Hughes

John Hughes died this morning of a heart attack while visiting family in NYC. Hughes wrote and directed some of the most popular movies of the 80's including my personal favorite The Breakfast Club. He will be missed but his films will live on. Our condolences go out to the Hughes family. To read more on Hughes and his films click here.
Also Please take a second and vote for your favorite Hughes movie.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are going to ruin my life!

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. This is the WORST IDEA EVER. Although I see major issues in issuing a full on threat to the happy couple I will say this: If these two marry and then divorce and bring about the premature end of True Blood I will throw the worst hissy fit in the history of the world. I will make hate shirts a whole web site and a twitter account soley for the purpose of denouncing this entire union. You should not shit where you lie, you should not dip your pen in the company ink, it ruins everything! Having said that I wish Anna and Stephen all the best.

Now presenting Shakira the rubber band!!

I'm just saying, I can totally do this. Or not.

Image stolen from

Monday, August 3, 2009

Feeding Frenzy

I am torn between watching Shark Weeks "Air Jaws" or the new Jon and Kate plus 8 tonight. Mmm, Sharks tearing people apart or an hour of the Kate Gosselin pity party?

Check it out!

That's my bud Karen Summerton hangin' with Russell Brand on the set of the new movie, "Get him to the Greek"