Hey aren't you the dad from Twilight?

NO! He's not. He is the Mike from the 1998 classic Can't Hardly Wait and I swear that if I hear one more tween hipster ask this question someone will die. I am beyond happy that Peter Facinelli's star is rising. He has been around since 1995 and appeared in dozens of movies/ shows. My heart just breaks a little when a very talented person gets recognized for a absolutely horrible movie. It hurts my heart. He is amazing in Show Times Nurse Jackie. Why can't he get props for that? That is talent. I love Vampires, I really do but it seems that anyone rockin' fangs gets attention and it's sad. Robert Pattinson doesn't shower. He SMELLS. Yeah I said it. You wanna fight me? Bring it! And here is a clip from Can't Hardly Wait:

You stole my crappy idea for a book!

Stephenie Meyer is apparently being sued by a women who claims that Meyer stole concepts from her work. Jordan Scott says that parts of "Breaking Dawn" are stolen right out of her book titled, " The Nocturne." So basically Meyer stole someone else's shitty idea for a book and tried to pass it off as her own. I think we could all learn a valuable lesson from all this: Vampires do not glitter. And if you say they do people will sue you and ruin your life for attempting to bedazzle blood sucking night stalking immortals.

You need a Cupcake!

This weeks Cupcake goes to Ashley Greene. The Twilight Star has been in the middle of a scandal since nude photos of her turned up on the internet this week. Ashley's lawyers are threatening to sue the outlet that first posted the photo's and are claiming that since said photos where taken while she was underage it would be VERY BAD for anyone to post them. So Ashley gets the cupcake this week. I donno, I just have a soft spot for celebs that get caught being naked. I even found her a special vampire cupcake for the occasion.