You know how Avatar was like a feast for your eyes? It was colorful and amazing and just all around visually pleasing. Simple put; it's porn for the eye ball. Lady Gaga's music video for her new (and already disgustingly overplayed) single Telephone is the complete opposite of that. It's sexual assault for the eye ball. It's raw and dirty and dark and leaves your eyes feeling dirty and used. After viewing this video your eyes will need counseling and possibly STD tests. The only good thing to come out of it is that after seeing it, there is no doubt that Gaga is a chick. But my eyes ask, was that knowledge worth the price? Oh and Beyonce shows up also.